perfumeandpancakes:

ellen degeneres can host my funeral

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thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

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  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor
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